All Things Mexico Part Three

You Know You're Mexican If...

*You can still say "Buenas tardes" at 8pm
*The walls of your house and, for that matter, every building you enter, are made of concrete
*A shot of tequila is acceptable at all hours of the day
*You know not the wonders of a dishwasher
*You can wear ridiculously high heels and still board whatever bus and make it walking around the streets of Mexico without dying or breaking your ankle
*The power frequently shuts off and you can find the candles in the dark without tripping
*You could eats beans, rice, and tortillas everyday without complaint
*You consider it normal when the water runs out
*You say "pues", "mmmhmm", "que", "pinchey", o "cabron" as simply as if it's breathing
*People making out on the streets don't bother you
*Eggs or other food some people might refrigerate stay on the counter without being chilled
*You go to one store for produce, one for meat, one for tortillas, etc
*You know what Triki Trakes and Pinguinos are and you eat them
*You or your neighbor have a slug bug
*You eat bugs and like them
*When someone in your home uses the microwave all the lights dim dramatically and you don't have fears about blowing fuses
*Large explosions nearby consistently occur and you don't bat an eye